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Every journal needs a protagonist, without one there is no valid connection to the world at large. But don't worry, the protagonist is just there to give you something to write about once you've decided upon the sort of style you propose to dazzle the masses with. Style, as your actual professional author will tell you, is everything. So your protagonist need not be in any way interesting. Indeed, a somewhat dull protagonist who never willingly takes any action is perfect. Nothing like a blank slate upon which to write large the agony and the ecstasy of the common man. Some sort of setting or background for your protagonist is also highly recommended. Something vaguely exotic you can practise your style upon would be nice. Be careful to avoid any location too exciting though, you don't want any action obscuring the quality of your prose. Down an anonymous hole in Antarctica is always a good start. Don't mind the freezing air, you'll soon be writing like something sired by Stephen King out of Geoffrey Archer. Style, it's how you fake it.

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